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 pOINT oF vIEW cHANGED vASTLY oVER tHE mAKING oF tHIS dEMO ...














   part one ... the crap so far ...


   Upon the announcement of an actual party here in Western Australia, the

   local groups began to get excited as hell about the prospect of an

   utter blowout; after the seemingly stroppy party over Easter held by

   Pearl in Adelaide the WA scene felt a bit left out - only about two

   people from WA planned to turn up and they didn't make it for their own

   reasons.....

   The Dude / KRL finally announced the locale and the date - Dianella

   Serbia Soccer Club on the 22nd July, 1994. The race was on - despite

   the fact that nobody actually knew what the prize was to be (and at the

   time of writing we still don't), we started to make our demos.....



   (oXYGEN's main motive for writing the demo is fame and also being able

   to annoy the Dude by winning the compo and proving that if we can win a

   compo then his purpose in life (making us look lame) is gone and hence

   so will he be.....we're quite confident that we'll win cuz the only

   other competition we have on PC is CRiME and KRoNiCaL - as far as we

   know the only Ami group which will actually rock up will be KRL

   anyway.)



   On the seventh of July, 1994, the base mod for the demo was created by

   kitsunE in the wee hours before school. It was remixed over the weekend

   by JeDi into an S3M from the original mod format - not much was changed

   except for a bass instrument which kitsunE complained about vehemently.

   It was restored to its former values albeit with a slight flange....



   The week before it was agreed that the next party should be held over

   the following week and in that time the group should get a LOT of the

   demo done. The venue was kitsunE's house - within earshot of the Party

   venue.


   On the Monday of that week, kitsunE was waiting patiently with x-cELL

   for the rest of the bunch to show up - so far kT had spent fifty or so

   dollars on CD's to sample and x-cELL had lost $350 the previous Friday

   to a deal set up by the Raider for a 16k8 modem for his BBS. Both were

   more than a little pissed off that there was only one lowly Ami 500 in

   the entire house, and that this would remain so until JeDi awoke from

   his coma incurred by a Zone 3 Midnite-Till-Dawn Game. He eventually

   phoned up at around two o'clock (still partially unconscious) and got

   to the party at about five-ish with his '486. kT swiftly set him up with

   some speakers and an amp so he wouldn't ask for the RCA plugs every

   three seconds. Our illustrious leader, uNIQUE-1, turned up

   complaining about his sore knee soon after. The roll call was not

   complete, but with who was present, we began to work.....sort of.

   Nothing much got done that night - JeDi fiddled with his plasma code,

   kitsunE drew a 2-bit oXG logo which rips off the Prodigy's logo and

   x-cELL spent much of his time beating the living shit out of uNIQUE-1

   and lamenting the fact that he didn't bring his Ami 1200. uQ-1 and jD

   fell asleep watching Red Dwarf. xL and kT followed soon after. kT's dog

   came in at about three a.m. and stomped jD's head.



   As the next day came, we all woke up at around ten o'clock and set to

   work again - uQ-1's appointment with the doctor to get his knee looked

   at was postponed until Wednesday, so he stuck around making trouble for

   xL and everybody else. He did, however draw a font which was quite

   excellent. We went to Mackers for lunch - kT had to pick up a video

   game for his younger brother but he left it on the table at MDs and had

   to spend about ten minutes on the phone trying to phone through to make

   sure it hadn't been stolen or thrown out - and walked the ten minutes

   back to kT's house. Sometime around then, uQ-1 abdicated from his

   position as leader of oXG putting us into a state of anarchy - not such

   a bad thing when it meant that no-one had the power to throw anyone out

   of oXG without consulting the other members.



   When we arrived back, sTaTiX was busily playing about with jD's '486

   and poking around on his harddrive. Whilst he installed the latest GUS

   drivers, x-cELL decided that we needed another machine and asked to be

   driven up to Alexander Heights to grab his 1200. kitsunE, uNIQUE-1 and

   x-cELL jumped into the tank and rolled up to xL's house to raid it and

   check the answering machine - xL's assault case had come through court

   and the prosecuted got a 4 month good behaviour bond and a fine of

   $200. When they got back, the GUS drivers were still arranging

   themselves onto JeDi's HDD and sTaTiX was eyeing kitsunE's Ami, which

   up until a few minutes later had been staying in his bedroom. As a

   convenience measure, he set it up on the desk next to xL's slightly

   more powerful Ami 1200. As xL was rushing off to RTR that night to do

   some promos for his show, much time was spent looking at the AGA demos

   he brought with him. Amidst threats that uQ-1 would format his HD, he

   hid it in kitsunE's messy cupboard under a pillow.



   That night uNIQUE-1 and JeDi lounged around the TV room as we puked

   at the lameness that is David Letterman. kitsunE and x-cELL escaped

   long enough to redesign the Digital Dreams BBS. Both went to sleep at

   three in the morning.



   The next morning, kitsunE and JeDi worked some more on the mod, adding

   some more bass and part of the rap. uNIQUE-1 left for the doctor in the

   morning not knowing whether he'd be back that night or not...



   This brings us up to the present moment in time.



   Current Comments on the demo so far :-

   =-  kitsunE - "We may finish this....we may not - right now JeDi's

                  working his arse off and x-cELL's done some grafix...

                  things are so much better now that uQ's pissed off..

                  =oP - nasty but true !"

   =-  x-cELL  -  "Hope uQ-1 doesn't come back ! heheheheheh..."

   =-  jEdi    -  "Coming along slowly......"

   =-  uNIQUE1 -  "I'll write the docs...."


   So far it looks like we need a few more routines to be done and then we

   have to finish the soundtrack and then we have to put it all together.

   JeDi's coding is notoriously small so we have more room to put data in

   like for instance digitised sequences and lots of noise.


   part two .... by kitsunE.oXG^kRL


   Well, now we are well into Thursday morning - we've lied to uNIQUE-1

   about tomorrow - in fact the entire partyspan at my place will run until

   Friday morning but we're all eager to ditch him and get on with it.

   Right now, jEdi is working on a tunnel effect and x-cEll is calling

   around on my phone trying to grab some new warez. We're still wondering

   whether or not to keep uQ-1 in the group - in his favour he's got some

   elite OS contacts and traders but he also has a big mouth and fucks

   around too much. I'm ambivalent about it, x-cEll is WELL ambivalent

   about it and jEdi hasn't said anything yet. uNIQUE-1 will use his status

   as the founder of oXYGEN and all that shit in his defense but personally

   I could not give a shit about all that - fuck, I named it, I practically

   CO-founded it with him. Long before it was around, uQ and I were tossing

   around the idea of just dumping FirE in its tracks and starting afresh.

   We sacked all of the lamer members and brought together those who were

   willing to work for the good of the group. But the autocracy remained

   with uQ threatening to give people the chop ... as there is no leader

   now, the threat is gone but he's still quite sure he can kick people out

   as he pleases. That pisses me off really heinously. The bitch is that we

   have no idea how he'll react or what he'll do - at a guess dob in DD to

   the Feds like he was planning to do to another board once he left the

   scene after the party... over to x-cEll now for his thoughts ...



   part three ... x-cEll speaks !


   well fuck hey!!! yer we are thinking bout kicking uq-1 out but kitsunE

   has raised a FUCKEN good point! uq-1 has plans to bring down a board

   after the C party.. and there are other things UQ-1 could dob me in for

   (not just an illegal board) But anywayz.... the demo: well yer! all is

   looking fucken fine! very nice and thanks to jEDI'S cool coding, i think

   we will /<ick but! bwhahahhahhaah anywayz ... (i speak to soon, jedi

   just smashed his keybpoard and said `FOR FUCKS SAKE.....' hehehe i dont

   wanna know....) ummm GFX is cool, SFX is cool, all is cool! eheheh when

   jedi isnt coding, me + KitsunE are trading or doing up my board... isnt

   life swell! HA! (after losing $350 to the raiders MODEM deals.... i

   think not). anywayz dude... this is the X-CEll's report from da oXYGEN

   party..... at this time: i am typing while trading, uq-1 is asleep (lets

   roast his toes ehehhe) and kitsune is ummmmm rocking back on his chair.

   music: Dave Angel (trance music for ya poor ass's!). coffee and smokes

   (the legal type) are keeping me awake! ok well i am outa here (i need

   MORE coffee and tobacco!!!!), so here is KitsunE!

   X-Cell out here: END CHAT!


   part four ... inko 'bakizen kitzimi ...


   Let me just say outright that jEdI is a cool coder - he's finally got

   his troublesome tunnel routine to work but in his usual style he wants

   to make it rotate every which way it can. His spirit is inspiration for

   us all (except uNIQUE-1 who's fallen asleep on the floor and is probably

   dreaming about getting fucked to death by Cindy Crawford.) It's now

   really hell early in the morning (about three-thirty) - I'm typing my

   precious doc-file, x-cEll is sticking some stuff on his board and jEdI

   is improving his tunnel routine more (wow.....) than the average tunnel

   routine will do. I think it's safe to assume that we're all tired - I

   can hear little voices coming out of the fish filter going "kitsunE, go

   to bed, you stupid git !" But as I'm always the last to crash at parties

   I don't see why I should make an exception this time...cool ! jEdI's

   routine malfunctioned but it looked spun out ! <that's it ! I'm really

   tired; I need a slamming hot coffee to get my wits back if they will

   come back after what I've put them through !>



   X-Cell back for quick chat: yeppo! i am off to bed! jEDI and KitsunE

   are STILL fucken round with that tunnel thing.... `FUCKEN LEAVE IT DUDEZ

   .....IT LOOKS FINE!!" ehehheeh <yawn> anywayz... enough coffee and

   smokes for now (god i wish i had mull!!). ummmm i think i will leave my

   board as is for now.... maybe few more doors....maybe....

   X-Cell signing off : END CHAT (again)


 part five : welcome to the party


   Well, it's kitsunE here again comin' to ya direct from the KRL/ISA party

   around the corner from my house =oP... in case you don't know already,

   uNIQUE-1 got kicked fomr oXG last Saturday cuz we all got totally sick

   of his shit - we would have let him back in but jEdI, me and xL lost our

   fucking Rave System  access and that was the last thing he did ...

   ahahahahahah...

   loads of dudes are hanging around the computer like flies...dunno who

   but fucken I can't be stuffed asking them all...all the current oXG/oZ

   members are here so I'll ask them to give their comments about the demo

   (which funnily enough only our coder has seen...)


 part six : the other coder is here and wants to paaaaardy ! (sTATIX)


  JeDi is busily trying to synch the dancing routine to the music and

  trying to make one mega data file so it can look elite ;-) Not as many

  people have turned up here as I thought would... about 2 dozen. They

  have a 3-D-O on a big screen which looks cool :) Two Amigas and JeDi

  has his IBM here... after squabbling over the credits at the end we

  compiled my credits and it looks pretty cool. The only people I

  recognise here are the Oxygen members and RipMax.. All the others are

  either sitting watching us code or watching the 3-D-O like stunned

  mullets... There isn't much to do here! This is help by the fact The

  Dude's brother is playing 3-D-O most of the time ;-) So far the only

  things I have heard the others say is "Wow" and "That demo is gonna win"

  Might be something to do with the fact we have the only demo here.. The

  Amiga's are busy playing car games. Oh well... 2 hours down.. 21 to go..

  [Statix Plug mode on]

  Call my BBS! yeah yeah yeah! 0 dayz sharewarez and demos

  [Statix off]


 ka ti : ka kitzimi !!


   e damen !!! kitza eke emi ! al 'bake oe lingwa dial ... ul uidi irake ?

   stimpi ! (that's the idea, kaina !) sonika megi banke saonen dial... ocho

   sidia dial banke saonen dial ... jui al mun ake 'bakeo britimi...

[X-Cell cuts in for chat]

   `Whats this shit ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ kT!?!?!?'

[X-Cell exits chat]

   it's called kitzimi ! and you can't understand a word but I know it all

   so suck shit !!


 part eight : more bullshits from 'phexa' kitsunE


   alright - Trip ][ the MooN ! I knew those CD's would go off if the

   fucken woofers were loud enough.... and MaSS actually reckons they are

   classics on there ! Oh, what Joy ! Well, it seems that we were the only

   crew brave enough to write a demo for the party ! Sure fucken Win !

   So what else is there to type (THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING LOUD !!! JUST HOW I

   LIKE IT !!!) Umm....I didn't bring fucking any disks so I'm gonna come

   and go without any fucking stuff worth getting...

   Shit ! Someone's arced up a 3-D-O over in the other corner and it goes da

   fuck OFF ! They've wired the fucker up to a big screen so that it is

   like an interactive movie....

   Hahahahah the demo just fucked up again.... that's gotta suck....


 part nine : revenge of Statix !


   It's now 3:15... Only 75 minutes after my last comment... Well, twice

   we have cranked up the volume and everyone is the hall has come to

   JeDi's small 14" monitor to see it and it has crashed :) In about 5

   minutes we should get the whole thing to run from start to finish.

   About double the amount of people are here now too, and there is about

   10 machines - and 3 IBM's... Ahh fuck, and I have to go soon... Everyone

   is also asking us when we will release the thing, and in a break with

   tradition we will probably release it today...


 part ten : It works


   OK X-Cell here..... well yer the demo works (why wouldnt it!? we are

   oxygen!) ummmmmm i dont think any other groups have demos to release so

   we win by default....YAY! JOY! eheheh (Statix just tells me that there is

   another demo being entered... a PC one.. oh well!) ...


   X-Cell has gone to the loo so Statix is here... Well the demo works,

   and is just about how we like it... It is 6:30pm now... and a few more

   people are here now :) Everyone is eating Hot Dogs but me and JeDi are

   planning to go to MacDonalds down the road soon. Not much else to say

   really... I cant wait until I fly to Scandanavia for a demo party :)

   ASM'94 is less than two weeks away.. There are 30 people here and there

   will be over 100 times that at the Helsinki Ice Hockey Hall... <sigh>

   Here comes x-cell...


   Ahhhh feel like a new man!!! eheheheh well umm yer!! everything is going

   cool...stomachs are empty but mine is saying ALCOHOL!!!!!! yer thats what

   i want. Anywaz.. X-Cell outa here <>


 part fucking eleven : crunch time !


   The tang of marijuana hangs madly in the air, making me sneeze... it's

   kitsunE again with what may be the final part of this VERY long doc file

   for a very short demo ... the group rollcall so far is :

   kRONICAL...

   cRIME....

   and of course oXYGEN/dREAMWORKS...

   cYGNET has just turned up with his machine and it looks like we're in

   for a few hundred games of fucking serial 'DooM' before the night is

   through .. ahahaohohohohohohhehheheohoohhhhh....

   (dREAMWORKS is oXG's nEW nAME ! Because of respectfulness we have to

   change it - there's already a sweedish (xL spelling) group called oXYGEN

   - x-CELL has been trying to contact them for AAAAAGES ! So ho yo whoa...

   sTATIX is busily munching down a sauceless pie.... x-CELL is talking to

   SuiCiDe and some other dudes.... shit, this coffee is getting to me big

   fucking time ! They're playing hell loud music and jEdI just started

   cYANIDE again... oh joyyyyeyeyeeeee ! I'm beginning to get sick of it

   but the secnd it hits the bigscreen I'm gonna turn the lights off....

   fANJET's woofer needed fixing but now it's alright.... PSyCHe and

   LyRiCaL STyLe are wondering around aimlessly, some guy with glasses and

   a box of disks is here looking at the screen in amusement !! Who is this

   mysterious person ? Who the fuck CARES ?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!???

   Man, that tunnel goes off......

   Oh well, they got th entire fucking thing going all as one big unit

   now...tHE sHAMEN's 'Move Any Mountain' is playing hell loud on the P.A.

   - I can JUST feel the bass through my feet - or is that 'hypnotherapy'

   on fANJET's speakers ??? again... WHO THE FUCKING FUCKED FUCK CARES !?!

   Oooh shouldn't fucking swear like fucking that, FUCK !!! EVERYBODY'S

   fucken staring at me like I'm some kind of fucken freak...MaSS is

   outside, tHE dUDE (who despite his awful rep is quite a nice dUDE...) is

   staring at the 3-D-O thingy... oh fuck a stack of guys just walked in

   the door...cRIME members I think - they've been hanging around here for

   ages...maybe they are iNSOMNIAcs... shit, I don't know that many people

   from here....not such a bad thing but it feels like I'm amongst

   friends....

   I just realised...what the FUCK does this have to do with the demo ??


         -=-=-=-=-=-=- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-


   So will anyone else do anything tonight ??

   <fuck, man, it's loud in here.....>


 part twelve : Gawd Kitsune craps on <g>


   Statix here... JeDi is busily copying Doom with my disks :) I get the

   feeling this file should be released seperately to the demo as it is

   bigger than it! The main demo executable is 8K - the full zip is

   ~550K... Looks cool, now to slack off... I have to go in half an hour

   but I guess I am glad, it will be hellishly boring tonight although I

   would like to see Cyanide on the Big Screen if it ever gets there :]


 part thirteen : a word from the organizers... well, organizer..


   Yo pple 'The Dude' here!!! the party is comming along g8 so far lots

   of fun adn the 3do is kicking ass on the BIG screen.. soon will have

   all the demos running on the big screen adn will start the demo

   competition. New enttry for this com is OXYGEN and they r coming up

   with come cool code on pc!!.. well done dude!! Kronical (all amiga crew

   will have hard time competing with this one!! but will all c at the

   end of the night when will have all the results.. OK dude later for now!!

   I'll go and have some POT with the rest of the dudes....


 part fourteen : rekuveree...


   x-CELL is probably off getting thoroughly bent .... fANJET is eyeing

   jEdI suspiciously after what happened oy his poor woofers... tHe dUDE is

   wandering around wondering what the fuck is happening... fANJET has just

   sat down and x-CELL has just walked in EXTREMELY stoned and is trying to

   compete with the fucking PA which I CAN feel through the floor now -

   man, if the FEDS come and bust us then fuck everyone - I have no warez !

   And I'm not planning to get any really....

   The turnout's been mostly teenage dudez, although some guy called DuKe

   is going fucking WHITE up top ! Old cunt....

   Willl fANJET type anything ??? Does he want to type anything...

   Stay tuned...


 part fifteen : fANJET's response....


   Man, the party's goin pretty kewl...  Pretty loud too..  Man, imagine

   4 stereo's going at once with something different playing on each and

   a T.V. aswell...  Man...  Ahh well, don't really feel like typing

   much...  Pretty bored at the moment..  Hopefully this DOOM game'll

   get goin soon!  Catchya's!


 part sixteen : a diagram of x-CELL's face...

                          __________________
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            _/_____/                                  \__
          _/__/                                          \
         /                                                |
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         |                         ____\                 /
         |           /______      /     \__ \/__         |
         |       ___/       \/   /         \    ___      |
         |      /            \\__                  \     |
         |     /       _____           _____        \    |
         |    /       /\|||/\         /\|||/\        \   |
         |   /       /\<^^^>/\       /\<   >/\        \  |
         |  /       /\<_   _>/\     /\<     >/\        \/
          \/|      /\<  ___  >/\   /\<  ___  >/\       |
            |      \_V /###\ V_/   \_V /###\ V_/       |
          __|       \/V\#O#/V\/     \/V\#O#/V\/        |__
         /  \        \/V\#/V\/       \/V\#/V\/         /  \
         |            \/|||\/ /     \ \/|||\/             |
         | =|                /       \                 |= |
         |  |                \      //       \         |  |
         \__/                /\    //\      \          \__/
            \                \_\___/_/     \           /
             \                           /\           /
              |                         / /          |
              \                        / /           /
               \        \_____________/_/___/       /
                \       /                   \      /
                 \_                              _/
                   \                            /
                    \_______            _______/
                            \__________/


 part seventeen : an explanation....


   x-CeLL is bent...


 part eighteen : do I fucking care ???


   Something here reeks like shit... hey they're rigging up the big screen

   tO the pC's now - excellent...

   no, I was wrong - the aMIGA has first turn - and why not ??! =oP

   jEdI and cYGNET are playing serial DooM.... ohohohohohhehehahehhehohoooo

   So anyway wil xL type something more ??


 part nineteen : the reply (don't forget he's bent...)


   not now, man.....


 part twenty : x-CELL is BENT !!


   x-CELL is bent ! still .....

   hey, fuck they were some good demos....it's not 8:50 and we just

   finished watching some AGA demos... DooM is still running behind me and

   my beloved coffee thermos is beginning to go cold... ahahahahhhhhhhh..

   x-CELL still won't type anything - now that he's stoned eh ? He admitted

   he was getting bored of dope but look at him now (see diagram =oP)

   Eyes redder than a monkeys arsehole and this really schizophrenic grin.

   SHIT ! FUCK that was loud ! Another loud noise from the corner of the

   room...... hhoohohoooohhhhhhhh calm my trembling fingers....



   "If you want to vibrate..

   from early to late..

   CAFFEINE !" - kitsunE



   Hey, cool, dIGIT and mADKAP just got here.... hello.... they missed all

   the good stuff though....


 part twenty-one : rIPMAX sPEAKS (or types...)


  Well greets to all of you out there have made it this far into the text.

  Persistantce can sometimes pay off but in this case it hasnt so far. What

  can i say to make this really interesting, well nothing really. Evereyone

  is sitting around playing doom or the 3do or playing some other game. The

  usual things. Im just about to leave but i thought id pass some words of

  wisdom out to you all before i head off. 9 hours at one party is enough

  for anyone. Well my words of wisdom are "Dont go to copy partys, there

  always the same people doing the same stuff but just with different

  software" , so until the next party, l8r dudes!


 part twenty-two : fANJET's REVENGE ahahahahahahahaahahahah !!! (lame...)


  Back...  Fuck, more people just rocked up, including DiGiT and MaDKaP..

  Shit, and she's just gone and found x-cELL...  Hhahaha..  Trying to

  fucking feed him...  Shit man..  Anyhow, it's 9:00pm now..  Shit this

  philes getting big..


 part twenty-three : kitsunE returns.... with more coffee.... not.. =o[


  It just struck me how short cYANIDE is... the demo I mean.... four

  minutes ?? Fuck, man, I guess we're just too intense... oh yeh, there is

  a mistake in this doc which is in line 35 - this ISN'T the first

  copy-party in wEST oZ !!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ! FUCKFUCKFUCK

  FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

  Oh well, I'm lame, I'm lame shit I'm so fucking lame ahaharrghgahahgahhhh

  <sucks down more coffee !>

  blblblblblblblbllblblbllbblbllblblblblblblblblbllbblllbb -SNAP !-

  <awakens from quasi-epileptic fit>

  Oh, shit, hello DiE...

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  hello DiE

  <this part was added at MadkaP's request>

  fuck you DiE - WHOOPS !

  jEdI doesn't like the name dREAMwORKS...


 part twenty-four : DiGiTaL text...


  hmm he didnt know who the fuck I was till tonite... pity he doesnt still

  know who the fuck I AM...DiGiT


 part twenty-five : MadkaP rambling... I wonder if he can draw ascii !


  wooooowwww mun... few daYZ WITHOUT SLEEP AND STILL ROCKEN... anywayz,

  keep da art scene kickin and DiE is gunna kick majour ass in '94....


 part twenty-six : what the fuck !!?!?!??!?


  what the fuck !?!?!?!????

  tHE 3-dee-OH is still up on the big telly...DiGiT is trying to crack the

  security system....fuck, this is a load of shit - everyone is off

  getting bent... uh-oh; DiGiT stuck her chin out at me.... not good...

  DooM is still running - I must admit that I am bored....


 part twenty-seven : jEdI sPEAKS !!! ahaahahahahah! (lamer than lame I
                     think)


  hmmmm....yer DOOOOOM......DOOOOMM......sorry dudes, this game is getting

to me...net-doom rulez....hmmm well the demo is finished now and looks

pretty good i must admit :) the entire demo exe compresses to 8477 bytes!!!

but with datafiles and the shell exe is about 1.4meg....not bad i say :)

as far as winning the competition, WHAT competition?? CRiME havn't got

their demo and no other PC groups were going to enter i think....KRL have a

demo but well, its on ami and as such is not really competing in the PC

compo...ooh well....tis now about 9:40 at night and everyone looks a bit

lost for things to do...they are all standing around watching doom on the

serial link....hmmmm....maybe we should put CYANiDE back on again.... :)


 part twenty-eight : what the fuck do we do now, ya cuntz !


  Hummm...well, all the kRONICAL dudes are stoned so we have to wait for

  them to get their shit together before we can present our demos....

  Hehehe it looks like we may be the only entrants... again.... maybe - the

  kRL trackmo is looking good but will they finish it ???


  The time is now 9:43pm, 22nd July, 1994.....


  The ThreeDiOh has been loaded up with Total Eclipse again - Galaxy Force

  with fancier graphics.... what an INTRo !!! WOWEEEEEE !


  Oh, kRONICAL are back to work again, are they ? Yuss, it would appear so.

  All the scene dudes are over the other side of the desk watching the

  NetDooM game behind my back.... oh well.... more bullshits and this file

  will not get finished until we are ready to stick our shit on the BIG

  MOTHERFUCKING screen !!!! Ohohoohhhhhhhh.......


  Oh, we can't stick it on the big screen cuz we have no VGA->PAL converter

  to show it with .... what a cunt.....


  Fuck it then.....


  Tous le monde assieds sur ses culs gros.... on ne fait rien..... alors,

  je vais aux toilettes... au revoir (which will be very soon....)


 part twenty-nine : jEdI ? oR wHAT !??


 why ?? who?? what?? when?? where??  oh...me??  oh...hmmm....boooring!

hmmm....i wonder when we will get to show the demos...hurry up....DooM is

wicked to watch when you can see both players on both screens....seems to

run a hell of a lot faster when you watch it than when you play it....

cYGNET suggests we should get TiE-FiGHTeR going...i agree...hmmmm....after

this game of DooM finishes....


 part thirty : so what happened ?  (by kitsunE)


  1. Insomnia DID have a demo going but it came to nothing...

  2. Likewise with kRONICAL...

  3. So, by being the only ready demo, cYANIDE won the compo....


  Much has changed since the beginning of this text was written - I no

  longer think that tHE dUDE is a shit-head... all along it was uNIQUE-1

  spoon-feeding me this bullshit.....so we ended up winning the party but

  has anything really changed ? ... I think so ...


  By the way, the prize was a Star Trek game which jEdI got... he earned it

  in my opinion...wait wait


  See you in December, dudes....


  kitsunE.oXYGEN/KRoNiCaL ... oops ... kitsunE.dREAMWORKS/kRoNicAL!

  on behalf of the other members (SLaYeR, jEdI, x-CeLL & sTATIX) signing

  off and getting the fuck out of here....


 (There is no part thirty-one....)










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