
  Masochism Tango - the megademo
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v 0.666 (dec '95)    by Headless Chicken Demos Inc.


useful stuff :-)

    megademo requires risc os 3 and 2mb ram - 1136k
in next slot & 320k screen memory

    if you have 4mb+ remove -max 784k from wimpslot
call in !run file for a better baby demo

    good idea to hard reset before loading

    see file 'loadprobs?' if other difficulties

    arm 3 recommended -  most works with arm2, with
arm 6+ it's stupid even when it does work

    connect to decent speakers cos acorn's are crap

    turn out lights

    use colour 21" monitor or overhead projector

    hire a big hall with loadsa other people

    get stoned (if you want to although we couldn't
possibly condone an illegal act)

    get drunk otherwise - but not too drunk (so you
can still dance, and savour the demo properly)

    click on cancel at the beginning

    have another go if you get that too bl**dy many
bl**dy nested f**king structures error again

    be patient

    admire

    don't get too annoyed if/when it restarts after
the end sequence - we dunno why it does it either

    destroy your caps lock key - i have

    be happy

    pass on the demo to a mate if you have one

    or to someone else if you don't

    destroy the shift key as well

    beat the censor

    read all scrolltexts - it's worth it, honest

    ignore our endless drivel

    send us money, programs, discs, hi-fi's, abuse,
comments, works of art, bullion etc

    boycott arc world until they do a decent bit of
dtp and get their act together

    complain about europress' prudish magazines
                           (sorry ... magazine!)

    sue apple for their lack-of-power pc ads

    complain about the price of riscos 3.1 upgrades

    hassle acorn for a decent colour portable
    
    shoot mac users (if they're used voluntarily)

    explain to microsoft that they couldnt write an
operating system if you paid them

    ask amiga users why commodore went bankrupt

    ask atari users why atari will soon be bankrupt

    don't take the piss

    if you have an arm 2, upgrade

    if you have less than 4 megs ram, upgrade

    steadfastly refuse to be drawn into sarcasm

    if you don't have a big hard disk, upgrade

    if you do, buy another

    you can never have too much hard disk space

    ask simon about it

    write short help files

    avoid punctuation (generally, that is)

    get fewer than 5 a*'s and 6 a's in gcse as well
as 2 a's at ao so i can keep my superiority complex

    don't boast

    don't do politics as-level

    ditto further maths a-level

    speak from experience

    if you do do them though, get a's

    alongside a's in your other a-levels of course

    tom did

    simon didn't

    whatever you do, don't laugh though

    do acorn's marketing for them -they really need
all the help they can get

    program anarchically

    learn to spell anarchically

    don't be ambiguous

    program in basic

    use acorns

    be helpful in helpfiles

    keep megademos / scrolltexts / help files small

    use anagrams

    use years as version numbers (windoze 99 coming
soon!)

    