




  First I have to put something right. I just got the releases from
  Black Sorcerer, about raising hell in school and shit.
  Well, when he said that everything was from himself, forget it.
  Half of his prerelease came from me (verbally)- I was only not
  fast enough to release it before him.


  Go on like that, BS, and you'll regret it.

                                                               PRODiGY




Now that that's settled :




             **     A Beginners Guide To BURGLARY    **


                                                    Written entirely by PRODiGY


High again. Today I'm going to discuss the nice art of burglary. You
probably think that burgling is an easy job. Well- think again.

For those poor unfortunate assholes out there that are gifted with
less than a mosquito's share of brains, here's again the main concept of
burglary:

    gaining access to a building with the intention of commiting
    a crime, usually theft

Simple on screen, hard in practice. This means you can't do any damage to
property, or it would be vandalism. Vandalism and theft will provide you
with a much heavier penalty than just burgling.
For example, taking yer heaviest hammer and bashing the back door in, or
blowing the toilet window away is vandalism. Burglary is planning carefully,
weeks or even months (if the loot will be VERY good) before the actual theft,
knowing the alarms, location of goodies, and MULTIPLE getaway routes.

Now off with all that theoretic crap-- let's get down to business.

Yer victim is away, fucking his friend or so. At night, you probably
don't have to worry about being spotted by neighbours or passers-by.
But go through the back anyway. If it's broad daylight, be extra careful.
You should be dressed normally, not entirely in black, as this attires
attention, wouldn't it ? Keep your face covered though- you never know.
Get at the back of the house, like via another garden. Look out for neighbours
that may look through windows and doors. Neighbours always know each
other, so if they see you, they'll call the pigs for sure.
Now inspect the perimeter, and the building itself you want to intrude.
If there's no alarm, just skip this section.
If there is, you have 2 options :

  *1*  Evade the alarm

     Rather difficult. If you choose to evade the alarm, you should have
     studied the house before- you should know the position of the
     sensors. There are numerous ways to evade sensors. For example,
     to get past infrared beams, get yer hands on one of those special
     sprays that make them visible. If you can't, take some light
     binoculars. Look carefully at the places where valuables are
     stored, and where you'd put infrared beams. If you see the sensor,
     and the reflection plate, you can calculate the distance and other
     shit to jump over the beam. Nothing more simple =)
     Some people actually use magnets on doors and windows, because they
     think they're safe. To evade those shitty things, use some
     aluminum foil and tape.
     Instead of getting through the whole house, you could of course get
     in through the ventilation channels... who whould put a sensor in
     there ?? (I would)
     Most of the people I know place their alarm switchboard in their
     garage. If you can get to there undetected, your job should be
     somewhat easier. Bash it open, and inspect it carefully.
     They will probably have put a four digit-lock in it to turn the
     alarm off or on. That's where your pencil-dust comes in.
     If you don't know what I mean, take a pencil.
     You know, those long cylinder-shaped writing utensils with black
     lead in the middle. Scrape some black lead (like, 10 gram) on a
     white paper. You blow this powder on the combination lock.
     If everything is alright, the dust should stick on the four
     most-used digits, i.e. the code to shut off the alarm. Now all
     you have to do is bop in all the possible combinations. If you're
     lucky, you'll have the combination before the alarm begins to whale.
     IF it begins to whale, because not much alarms are burlglar-free at
     the switchboard itself. (at least, that's my experience)

  *2*  Disable the alarm

     Easy, but risky nonetheless. You want to play sure, because you
     could always forget a sensor inside. You have plenty of choice if
     you want to shut out the alarm from the outside. Like, you could
     blow away the alarm box with the siren and flashlight on the front
     side of the building. I don't know what this does, 'cuz I didn't
     put it in practice (yet). Another one: clip all the alarm wires.
     Or, you could cut off the electricity to the house: look for a grey
     or darkgreen EBES or ELECTRABEL cylindrical or cubic box in the
     perimeter. Bash ahead on this poor thing- chances are pretty good
     that the house will be put in the dark, or maybe some house(s)
     close to it. The neighbours that are at home, will complain to
     EBES, and the crew will search for disruptures in the circuit. They
     will find the problem, but before technicians arrive to fix the
     unfortunate switchbox, you have fnucked the victim's precious
     collection of laptops.

Ahh... there's no alarm, or you just demolished it. Great. Now the easy
part: to get in the building itself.

1. Take some putty with you (B:stopverf) and a knife. Set about the
   putty of the back window with your knife, and take the window out.
   (For the morons that got this far reading: use the knife to cut out the
   putty that holds the window. Then cut yerself.)
   Get in through the window, steal everything you want, get out through
   the same window as you came in. Put the window back in place, and
   fasten it with the putty you've brought with you. If you want, you
   could use some paint to make it more look normal. In any case, USE
   GLOVES. Glass is the ideal substance for fingerprints.

2. Use the 'rake & stake' method: if you have enough patience and manual
   dexterity. Take some good bendable, but very strong iron wire, and
   make a small hole in the putty (drill one of the frame is aluminum).
   Bend a loop in the wire, and poke it through the hole.
   Wringe it so that the loop comes over the handle to open the window.
   To close it, do the same thing, but from the opposite side of teh
   frame (bottom -> top). (or just leave through the front door, if it's
   dark)

3. Read the lockpick-textfile that I included in this package. It's not
   from myself, but I learned A LOT of it.
   Just pick your way in through the garage door, or even the front
   door.

4. Get in through the cellar-window. There's probably a grate on it, but
   bash this apart. If it's a close-built house (a rowhouse), you should
   have shot the street-lighting the evening before your crack.
   If a cop sees you, and asks for the explanation of your current
   activity, just say that you forgot your keys, and that your wife
   would be very angry if she'd know that you've spent the night in the
   caf and such. If you're lucky, the cop will believe you and let you
   go.


I guess that's all for this month about burglary... after all, it's only
a BEGINNERS guide =).

No disclaimer this time !! But if you're caught... it's your own fucking
fault. Not mine. Remember that. Don't shove it off on me. I don't look
or sound menacing, but trust me, I AM. So there.

Best wishes for 1995 too...

L8er !


                                          PRODiGY











