


                      Various shit        by PRODiGY



This txt is full of stuff that I coulnd't catalogue under a specific
subject.


 Fun in winter
 
Winter, and you have nothing to do ? Shame on you ! Winter (together
with summer) is the best season.
It all starts with ordinary snowballs. Take one, squeeze him really
hard, so that it's almost a rock, and dip him in ice-cold water.
The snowball should be an ICEball now. WIth these fuckers you can bash
even double-glazed windows- if you made the balls hard enough, that is.

In the morning, like at 6 'o clock, go out with a bucket of water. Don't
worry, it won't freeze that quickly.
Go to the house of the asshole that you hate, and pour the nice cold water
on his driveway, and right in front of his front door. When the bastard
comes out, he will slip on the in the meanwhile frozen water, and break
something, probably his neck or so.
If he survived, he'll start his car for his highly paid job, drive out
and lose control of his vehicle. With some luck he'll bash some passing
old ladies with him.


 Fun in gardening houses
 
Break open a window to get in. Look around for stuff you could use to
hurt people- like rakes, saws, and other cool utensils.
You could attach a plate to a rake for example, to enlarge the step-on
surface. Beat some nails through the handle, at face hight. You could
also use razorblades... and put some nice poison on them.
Then place it in front of the door, and cut the wires for the
lighting. The next time that the fucker opens his precious gardening
house and goes in to take his see-saw, he'll get bashed his face in.
Great, huh ??


 Dealing with kids
 
Kids annoying you with every five minutes ringing the door bell ?
Place some tape with a punaise through it on the button- or put
electricity on it.


 Hating teachers
 
Make some bogus chalk. Roll a white paper cylinder, with the same
proportions as those of chalk. Then close one end with real chalk (small
piece), and fill it with strawberry marmelade. Then close the other end
with another small piece of chalk. Put this one where the teacher will
see it, and most probably use it. "WHO DID THAT ??"
If you know that the teacher is slightly short-sighted, and his desk is
located in front of the class on a slightly higher level than the rest
of the room, you can put the desk a FEW millimeters over the border, so
that teh next time the teacher leans on it, or bangs his fist on it,
the desk will fall.
Or put a punaise on his chair.


 Killing somebody with BULBS !
 
Take a bulb. Melt a small hole in it, allowing air to get in. (the
inside of a bulb is oxygen-free, so that the glow-wire won't wear out as
easily) Then pour gas (naft) or black powder in the bulb. Finally, close
the hole with tape.
Now take the original bulb out, and put yours in. Make sure the
electricity is off.
The next time the owner gets home, he'll get a surprise when he flicks
on the light switch.


Uhh... I'm rather tired right now, so I think I'll stop.
Can save it for the next month...
And remember... it's all phun until somebody loses an eye !!


                                                         PRODiGY
